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29 Free Funny Short Stories [PDF]

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Looking for funny short stories that still make readers laugh a century later? This collection brings together comic ghost tales, Saki's wicked satire and the tall tales of Mark Twain.

Every story comes from a writer who turned humor into an art, like P. G. Wodehouse, Stephen Leacock, Jerome K. Jerome and Nikolai Gogol. You'll meet a ghost bullied by an American family and a nose that walks away from its owner's face.

Every book is free to read online or download as PDF. Most of these humorous short stories take less than twenty minutes, so they fit a lunch break or a night of reading aloud.

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Funny Short Stories for Adults

These funny short stories for adults trade slapstick for sharp wit, social blunders and everyday disasters. Many first ran in magazines like Harper's and The Strand, with P. G. Wodehouse and Stephen Leacock leading the way.

  • The Man with Two Left Feet and Other Stories

    Thirteen stories from 1917 about hopeless suitors, chorus girls and young men in over their heads, including the very first appearance of Jeeves. Wodehouse's gift for comic misunderstanding is already in full form.

    P. G. Wodehouse

    Format: PDF 201 pages 0.63 MB
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  • Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town

    Leacock's portrait of Mariposa, a sleepy lakeside town where a sinking steamboat, a church fire and a local election become small-town epics. Gentle, sharp and still one of the funniest books about local pride.

    Stephen Leacock

    Format: PDF 101 pages 1.49 MB
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  • The Clicking of Cuthbert

    Golf stories told by the Oldest Member from the clubhouse terrace, where love, poetry and visiting Russian novelists all lose to a well-struck drive. You don't need to play golf to laugh at them.

    P. G. Wodehouse

    Format: PDF 188 pages 0.61 MB
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  • Literary Lapses

    Leacock's first collection of comic sketches, published in 1910. It opens with My Financial Career, where a nervous man tries to open a bank account and fails in spectacular style.

    Stephen Leacock

    Format: PDF 96 pages 1.46 MB
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  • The Best American Humorous Short Stories

    Eighteen stories written between 1839 and 1914, from Edgar Allan Poe and Mark Twain's Celebrated Jumping Frog to Bret Harte and O. Henry. A complete tour of American humor in short form.

    Alexander Jessup

    Format: PDF 313 pages 1.76 MB
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Funny Ghost Stories

Funny ghost stories turn the haunted house upside down, because here the ghosts are the ones losing sleep. Start with Oscar Wilde's The Canterville Ghost, then try the Humorous Ghost Stories anthology edited by Dorothy Scarborough.

  • The Canterville Ghost

    An American family buys a haunted English manor and refuses to be scared, leaving its 300-year-old ghost exhausted and humiliated. Our own Project Aldus edition of Oscar Wilde's comic ghost story, freshly typeset with its own cover.

    Oscar Wilde

    Format: PDF 63 pages 1.31 MB
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  • Humorous Ghost Stories

    Eighteen comic ghost tales collected in 1921, from Frank R. Stockton's The Transferred Ghost to Washington Irving's The Specter Bridegroom. Spirits who get lost, get evicted or simply can't scare anyone.

    Dorothy Scarborough

    Format: PDF 289 pages 1.44 MB
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  • The Water Ghost and Others

    Comic ghost stories led by the tale of a dripping spirit who floods a country house every Christmas Eve until the owner finds a way to freeze her solid. Light, clever spooks for a cozy evening.

    John Kendrick Bangs

    Format: PDF 116 pages 0.51 MB
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  • Told After Supper

    A Christmas Eve party trades ghost stories over too much punch, and every tale goes hilariously wrong. Jerome K. Jerome's parody of the Victorian fireside ghost story.

    Jerome K. Jerome

    Format: PDF 35 pages 0.18 MB
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  • A House-Boat on the Styx

    On a club boat moored on the river Styx, the ghosts of Shakespeare, Socrates, Napoleon and Dr. Johnson argue, gossip and play pranks for all eternity. The 1895 comedy that gave its name to a whole genre of afterlife fantasy.

    John Kendrick Bangs

    Format: PDF 84 pages 0.44 MB
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Saki Short Stories

Saki, the pen name of H. H. Munro, wrote some of the sharpest humorous short stories in English. In Beasts and Super-Beasts and The Chronicles of Clovis, scheming aunts and stuffy aristocrats get exactly what they deserve.

  • Beasts and Super-Beasts

    Saki's 1914 collection, home to The Open Window and The Lumber-Room, where children, animals and pranksters outwit stuffy adults. Short, wicked and perfectly timed.

    Saki

    Format: PDF 190 pages 0.9 MB
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  • The Chronicles of Clovis

    Clovis Sangrail, a young man with a gift for mischief, turns polite Edwardian society upside down. Includes Tobermory, the cat who learns to talk and reveals everyone's secrets at a country house party.

    Saki

    Format: PDF 164 pages 0.79 MB
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  • Reginald

    Saki's first book of stories, published in 1904. The young dandy Reginald delivers outrageous opinions on aunts, Christmas presents, the Academy and good manners in a series of short, quotable sketches.

    Saki

    Format: PDF 44 pages 0.26 MB
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  • Reginald in Russia

    Reginald visits a Russian princess in the title story, followed by sketches like The Mouse, where a shy man must deal with a mouse loose inside his clothes in a train compartment shared with a lady.

    Saki

    Format: PDF 70 pages 0.38 MB
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  • The Toys of Peace

    Published after Saki died in the First World War, it opens with parents trying to give their boys peaceful toys instead of soldiers, with predictable results. Includes The Seven Cream Jugs and The Square Egg.

    Saki

    Format: PDF 186 pages 0.9 MB
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Satirical Short Stories

Satirical short stories use laughter to point at something wrong, from bureaucracy to vanity. In Gogol's The Nose, a civil servant's nose wanders off and gets a higher rank than its owner.

  • The Nose

    A St. Petersburg official wakes up without his nose, then spots it around town wearing the uniform of a higher rank. Gogol's absurd satire of status and vanity in Tsarist Russia.

    Nikolai Gogol

    Format: PDF 25 pages 0.13 MB
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  • Nonsense Novels

    Ten pocket parodies of popular fiction, from the detective story to the sea adventure and the romance. In Gertrude the Governess, the hero famously flings himself upon his horse and rides madly off in all directions.

    Stephen Leacock

    Format: PDF 117 pages 4.19 MB
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  • Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich

    Leacock takes aim at the millionaires of an American city: their exclusive club, their fashionable churches and their noisy campaigns for clean government. A companion to Sunshine Sketches with a much sharper edge.

    Stephen Leacock

    Format: PDF 195 pages 0.96 MB
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  • The Cook's Wedding and Other Stories

    Early Chekhov stories in Constance Garnett's translation, including A Chameleon, where a police officer changes his verdict on a dog bite each time he learns who owns the dog, and The Swedish Match, a parody of the detective story.

    Anton Chekhov

    Format: PDF 142 pages 0.67 MB
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  • The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg

    A stranger takes revenge on a town proud of its honesty with a sack of gold and a simple test that every leading citizen fails. Mark Twain's sharpest satire of hypocrisy and public virtue.

    Mark Twain

    Format: PDF 38 pages 0.2 MB
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Mark Twain's Funny Stories

No list of funny short stories works without Mark Twain, who turned the American tall tale into literature. Start with The £1,000,000 Bank-Note and Extracts from Adam's Diary.

  • The 1,000,000 Bank Note and Other New Stories

    Twain's 1893 collection led by the famous tale of a penniless American handed a million-pound note in London. Eleven late-career sketches on luck, manners, and the comedy of mistaken status.

    Mark Twain

    Format: PDF 130 pages 1.16 MB
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  • Sketches New and Old

    Twain's first popular collection, gathered in 1875 from his early newspaper years. Includes The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, the sketch that made him famous coast to coast.

    Mark Twain

    Format: PDF 201 pages 1.39 MB
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  • Extracts from Adam's Diary

    Eden seen from Adam's bewildered point of view. The 1893 sketch where Twain has the first man take notes on a noisy newcomer who keeps naming things.

    Mark Twain

    Format: PDF 20 pages 0.04 MB
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Want to read more Mark Twain? Discover all of Mark Twain's books on his author page

Funny Stories with a Twist

O. Henry was the master of funny short stories with a twist. In The Ransom of Red Chief, two kidnappers learn that some children cost more to keep than to give back.

  • The Ransom of Red Chief

    Two small-time crooks kidnap a banker's son for ransom and soon learn the boy is worse than any punishment. A comic twist on the kidnapping story, and the deal ends in a direction nobody expects.

    O. Henry

    Format: PDF 15 pages 0.21 MB
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  • Whirligigs

    The collection that includes "The Ransom of Red Chief", along with 23 more stories set from Texas ranches to New York boarding houses. O. Henry at his most playful, with plots that spin around in the final lines.

    O. Henry

    Format: PDF 230 pages 1.09 MB
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  • The Lady, or the Tiger?

    A young man who dared to love a princess must open one of two doors: behind one waits a bride, behind the other a hungry tiger. Stockton's 1882 story ends with a question readers have argued about ever since.

    Frank R. Stockton

    Format: PDF 10 pages 0.17 MB
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Want more stories with twist endings? Explore our full collection of short stories with twist endings in PDF

Funny Stories with a Moral

Funny stories with a moral teach the lesson by making you laugh first. Wise fools like Nasreddin Hodja and Till Eulenspiegel get there through tricks, jokes and spectacular mistakes.

  • The Book of Noodles

    Stories of simpletons from around the world, from the wise men of Gotham to the fools of Indian and Arabic folklore. Funny tales where the lesson comes from watching someone get it completely wrong.

    W. A. Clouston

    Format: PDF 257 pages 8.49 MB
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  • The Turkish Jester

    The pranks and quick replies of Nasreddin Hodja, the wise fool of Turkish folklore, translated by George Borrow. Each anecdote takes less than a minute and ends with a lesson hidden in the joke.

    Nasreddin Hodja

    Format: PDF 37 pages 0.23 MB
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  • Master Tyll Owlglass

    The marvellous adventures of Till Eulenspiegel, the German prankster who takes every order literally and makes fools of bakers, priests and nobles. Kenneth Mackenzie's translation, with Alfred Crowquill's illustrations.

    Kenneth R. H. Mackenzie

    Format: PDF 320 pages 9.29 MB
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Looking for more moral stories? Browse our full collection of moral stories for every age

A good funny story is short, sharp and better when shared. Pick one, read it aloud and see who laughs first.

Looking for other moods? Browse our full collection of short stories, from mystery and romance to science fiction.

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